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They Call Me 007 Fishing Shirt 0 Bites 0 Fish 7 Hours Funny Kayak Fisherman Tee
They Call Me 007 Fishing Shirt 0 Bites 0 Fish 7 Hours Funny Kayak Fisherman Tee
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Sizing Chart
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length from center |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18in | 28in | 15.125in |
| M | 20in | 29in | 16.5in |
| L | 22in | 30in | 18in |
| XL | 24in | 31in | 19.5in |
| 2XL | 26in | 32in | 21in |
| 3XL | 28in | 33in | 22.375in |
| 4XL | 30in | 34in | 23.675in |
| 5XL | 32in | 35in | 25in |
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They Call Me 007 Fishing Shirt 0 Bites 0 Fish 7 Hours Funny Kayak Fisherman Tee
Fishing frustration, kayak adventures, and secret-agent-inspired humor come together in the They Call Me 007 Fishing Shirt 0 Bites 0 Fish 7 Hours Funny Kayak Fisherman Tee. Featuring the hilarious breakdown "0 Bites, 0 Fish, 7 Hours," this graphic tee is made for fishermen who can spend an entire day on the water without catching anything and still call it a successful fishing trip.
The clever 007 fishing joke gives this shirt a memorable personality that's perfect for kayak anglers and anyone familiar with long, fishless days on the water. Wear it while kayak fishing, boating, camping, visiting the lake, or relaxing with fellow anglers after another legendary day of almost catching something.
Perfect Gift For
- Kayak fishermen who enjoy laughing about slow days on the water.
- Bass, trout, freshwater, and recreational fishing enthusiasts.
- Dads, husbands, brothers, grandpas, sons, and fishing buddies.
- Anglers who have spent hours fishing without getting a single bite.
- Birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, fishing trips, and funny gift exchanges.
- Anyone whose fishing record occasionally reads 0 bites, 0 fish, and 7 hours.
Why You'll Love It
They Call Me 007 Fishing Shirt 0 Bites 0 Fish 7 Hours Funny Kayak Fisherman Tee turns an unsuccessful fishing trip into a hilarious badge of honor. The "007" joke breaks down perfectly into zero bites, zero fish, and seven hours spent fishing, making it instantly relatable to patient anglers who know catching fish isn't always the point.
- Funny 007 Fishing Joke: Features the clever "0 Bites, 0 Fish, 7 Hours" punchline.
- Kayak Fishing Theme: Great for anglers who enjoy exploring the water from a fishing kayak.
- Relatable Fisherman Humor: Celebrates those long days when the fish simply refuse to cooperate.
- Outdoor Adventure Style: Perfect for lakes, rivers, camping, boating, and weekend fishing trips.
- Conversation Starter: A memorable fishing joke that fellow anglers will understand immediately.
- Funny Fisherman Gift: Great for dads, husbands, brothers, grandpas, kayak anglers, and fishing buddies.
No bites, no fish, but plenty of time on the water. This funny 007 fishing tee proves that sometimes the best fishing stories are about everything you didn't catch.
Production & Delivery
- Made-to-Order: Every item is printed specifically for you upon ordering. Please allow 3 to 5 business days for production.
- US Domestic Shipping: $6.99 Flat Rate. Estimated delivery time is 10 - 15 business days (this includes production time).
- International Shipping: $11.99 Flat Rate. Estimated delivery time is 10 - 15 business days (this includes production time).
- Note: Delivery estimates do not include weekends or public holidays.
Returns & Replacements
- 7-Day Guarantee: You are eligible for a free replacement or a full refund within 7 days of delivery if there is an issue on our end.
- What is Covered: We will fix it at no cost if the product arrives damaged/defective, we send the wrong size/color/item, or the print substantially differs from the artwork shown on the website.
- What is Not Covered: Because items are made on-demand, we cannot offer refunds or exchanges for ordering the wrong size, buyer's remorse, or worn/used items. Minor color variations due to monitor settings are also not considered defects.
(Please refer closely to the Size Guide before checking out!)
T-Shirt Size Chart
To find your perfect fit, grab your favorite t-shirt, lay it flat, and compare its measurements to our chart below.
How to Measure:
- Width: Measure across the chest, 1 inch below the armhole, from side to side.
- Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
- Sleeve: Measure from the center back neck, across the shoulder, and down to the sleeve hem.
Measurement Table (in inches)
