Name: I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Drinking Graphic Tee
Brand: Botowe
SKU: BTW-00080-BLACK-S
Price: 17.99 USD
Availability: InStock

I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Drinking Graphic Tee

Beer humor, clever wordplay, and a suspiciously flexible weekly schedule come together in the I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Drinking Graphic Tee. Featuring the hilarious message "I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week – Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow," this funny graphic tee is made for guys who know exactly how to make three days cover the entire week.

The playful drinking joke gives this shirt a relaxed and entertaining personality that's perfect for beer lovers with a good sense of humor. Wear it to backyard BBQs, pub nights, beer festivals, tailgates, camping trips, bachelor parties, game nights, vacations, or weekend gatherings for a joke that's easy to understand and hard not to laugh at.

Perfect Gift For

Men who enjoy clever beer and drinking humor.
Beer lovers, pub regulars, and happy hour enthusiasts.
Dads, husbands, brothers, boyfriends, friends, and drinking buddies.
Campers, tailgaters, grill masters, and weekend party crews.
Birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, bachelor parties, and casual celebrations.
Anyone who has creatively redefined what "three days a week" means.

Why You'll Love It

I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow Shirt Funny Drinking Graphic Tee combines a simple promise with a clever loophole that beer lovers will appreciate. The yesterday-today-tomorrow punchline makes this design an easy favorite for men who enjoy playful drinking jokes and casual humor.

Funny Beer Message: Features the clever phrase "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow."
Creative Drinking Humor: Turns a three-day drinking limit into a hilarious technicality.
Beer Lover Theme: Perfect for guys who enjoy cold drinks and laid-back comedy.
Casual Weekend Style: Great for pubs, BBQs, camping, tailgates, vacations, and parties.
Conversation Starter: A memorable joke that's sure to get smiles from fellow beer fans.
Funny Gift For Men: Great for dads, husbands, brothers, friends, and drinking buddies.

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow technically makes three days. This funny beer drinking graphic tee is made for men who appreciate clever loopholes, cold drinks, and humor that keeps every gathering entertaining.

Production & Delivery

Made-to-Order: Every item is printed specifically for you upon ordering. Production time is 1 – 3 business days.
US Standard Shipping: $6.99 flat rate, delivered in 3 – 5 business days (free on eligible U.S. orders of $149+).
US Express Shipping: $14.99 flat rate, delivered in 2 – 3 business days.
International Shipping: $19.99 flat rate, delivered in 8 – 12 business days (free on orders of $199+).
Note: Total delivery time = Production time + Shipping time. Delivery estimates do not include weekends or public holidays.

Returns & Replacements

7-Day Guarantee: You are eligible for a free replacement or a full refund within 7 days of delivery if there is an issue on our end.
What is Covered: We will fix it at no cost if the product arrives damaged/defective, we send the wrong size/color/item, or the print substantially differs from the artwork shown on the website.
What is Not Covered: Because items are made on-demand, we cannot offer refunds or exchanges for ordering the wrong size, buyer's remorse, or worn/used items. Minor color variations due to monitor settings are also not considered defects.

(Please refer closely to the Size Guide before checking out!)

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Rugged Durability

Crafted with medium-heavy fabric (5.3 oz/yd²), this t-shirt is built to last.

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Premium Comfort

Made from 100% US cotton (fiber content may vary slightly for heather colors), it offers a soft, breathable feel that provides all-day comfort.

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The Perfect Printing Canvas

Its smooth, specially spun fibers create a highly receptive surface for printing, ensuring your designs come out looking sharp, vibrant, and highly detailed.

How it works

The trail to Christmas

--days to
the summit

Mile 1
Pick his pour

Choose a design and his size — tee, hoodie or sweatshirt.
Mile 2
Printed to order

Your gift is made just for him and ready to ship in 1-3 business days.
Mile 3
Down the mountain

Shipped to your door. Free US shipping on orders over $149.
Summit
Under the tree

Wrap it, hand him a cold one, watch him grin.